if u grab my sides to tickle me ill punch u in the face
June 2013
MAKE ME CHOOSE BETWEEN:
- two songs
- two bands
- two actors
- two actresses
- two singers
- two movies
- two books
- two characters
- two ships
- two shows
- two kinks
- two anything
do yoU EVER JUST GET LIKE SOOOOOOOO AFFECTIONATE ABOUT A PERSON LIKE WOW YOU LOVE THEM IMPOSSIBLY AND ITS JUST LIKE WHOA. WHOA YOU’RE ABOUT TO EXPLODE AND YOU GOTTA TELL THEM ABOUT AND MAYBE SING ABOUT IT AND DO A DANCE NUMBER ABOUT IT AND CLIMB ALL OVER THEM WITH AFFECTION
if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused
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How
The fuck does this work
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the way zayn takes off his glasses is so hot
frick i’m melting down south
i can never decide whether i want to hug harry or punch him in the stomach
music was a good idea thank u humans who made music a thing
- Teacher: It's a double standard just for men. Women don't really like watching two men kiss
- Me: -dying of laughter in the back of the room-
I hate it when you are having a bad day and everyone takes it personally, like no i hate myself, not you. get the fuck over yourself.
why the fuck does vagina=weak and dick=strong
have u ever kicked someone in the dick? they fall to the floor and cry
kick someone in the vagina and i can guarantee u they’ll just punch u in the face
vagina not weak
vagina strong



